What better occasion for your correspondent to pick up his poison pen again than the Glorious Twelfth? Once again the good citizens of Moygashel taunted the State into recognising the impunity with which they can insult and threaten the native people of Ireland, by turning their spite towards others, in this case Muslims. Naturally the elites of the English apparatus and the Republic, who permit any insult to Irish people, had to act—and by act, Macdara means speak, not actually act. Condemnations came in from all those one would expect, with a helpful contribution unexpectedly coming from the Stoop Down Low Party, who correctly pointed out that the builders of the bonfire in Moygashel were attention seeking in constructing a replica mosque for their bonfire, as well as being obviously hateful. Let’s look at the in-depth reporting by the English State Broadcaster, grappling with how the Loyalist police force faced off dramatically against the Loyalist people.

According to the report, the Colonial Security Apparatus claimed that 

its “significant and complex policing operation” to remove a “hate display” was at an “advanced stage when the bonfire was lit”.

They were going to do something, you see; they had a team with specialist equipment on standby, just waiting and ready to do something.

But anticipating police action, the bonfire was lit in advance.

Foiled! By those dastardly cunning colonists! The story takes a dramatic leap back in time to tell us that

The PSNI had been in contact with community representatives during Thursday, urging the removal of the replica and its handover as part of an investigation into a hate crime offence.

Senior officers have told BBC News NI they did not tell them an operation was planned if talks got nowhere.

Talking, standing around waiting: this is a story with everything. But the broadcaster took a break from pushing Genocide in Palestine to speak to some contacts deep in the police comms department:

Sources stated they are “frustrated” that the replica was torched before they could seize it.

Hate it when that happens.